reveriejune:

quidditchcapricious:

My absolute favorite thing is finding a book I can’t put down

And reading it until really late at night

And only stopping when my eyes start to hurt and my vision gets blurry from either sleep or strain

And when I put it down I realize how tired I am and fall asleep instantly.

In the morning, I wake up, and the first thing I do is pick up the book

And I read until I’m hungry, or I need to pee.

I just love that.

I miss this. 

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

when boys who usually straighten their hair let their hair go curly

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licensetocannibalize:

butts-incorporated:

can i be part of the hannibal fandom without watching the show? or is that not allowed?

littlebitofbass:

usasheeran:

sheeran-usa:

This day…This glorious glorious beanie clad day

This day… When he had to wear this beanie because he tried to cut his own hair with paper scissors. This hilarious, hilarious day :P

[Beanie in motion.] Beanie beanie day. :D

slutformisha:

mentallydatingalexgaskarth:

slutformisha:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents 

“oh honey come meet our new neighbors” 

what would you do

Them.

in some states I believe that’s called incest.

smart ass.

amyponder:

but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

cellardoor27:

xabi doesn’t ask silly questions, xabi understands